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Oops.

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Oopsie.

3
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Well it was always gonna happen,
wasn't it?

4
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Yeah, it was.

5
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With a big lasagne face like yours

6
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how could I say no?

7
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Yeah.

8
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I need your bed.

9
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I need yours.

10
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I need your bed.

11
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I need your bed.

12
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Yes. What?

13
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I need your bed.

14
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Oh my god yeah.
Your bed.

15
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It's your bed.
I need your bed.

16
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Yeah, baby. Fucken, yeah.

17
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Please, I need your bed.
We need it back now.

18
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Who are you? What's happening?

19
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Please, if you could get up.

20
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Oh, yep, sorry.
Now.

21
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Yep.

22
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And the dog as well.
Yeah, he's going. Fuck.

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(DOG MOANS QUIETLY)
I've gotta get his wheels.

24
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Just wait.

25
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VW Golf. We're talking 2012.

26
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Fuck, I thought you were doing an
overnight.

27
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Did they wake you?

28
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Yeah, no, 'cause I swapped shifts so
I could do my assignment.

29
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They're taking my bed.

30
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Dad just told me. I'm so sorry.

31
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They need it back. It's expensive.

32
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Where am I gonna sleep?
I love that bed.

33
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We'll get you a blow-up mattress
or something.

34
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Don't worry, you can stay.
OK.

35
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Just one second, will you?
Thanks.

36
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Morning, Ashley, sorry about the
rude interruption.

37
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That's alright.
Sweetheart, these are my sisters.

38
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Blythe, Beth, Babs and Louise.
Hi.

39
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Oh, didn't get a B-name,
did you Lou?

40
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No.

41
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So with that bed,
is there another one coming in,

42
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or the old one maybe coming back?
Is that downstairs?

43
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We need you out, darl.
Hmm?

44
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My boy, Nathan's, flying in from
Barcelona in a few days

45
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and he'll be needing Mum's room.
What?

46
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How long's he staying for?
As long as he likes.

47
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Oh, that's not fair. Dad!

48
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Mum paid for your piano lessons,
Megan love.

49
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No more favourites.
I was gonna say that!

50
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Favourites. Exactly.

51
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Who's got their eye on the
sideboard?

52
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Ooh, me!
No, that's mine.

53
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Sorry, I know the sideboard's pretty
fucking pressing,

54
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but where were you
all when Nan was dying?

55
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Excuse me?

56
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Because Ash and I were here.

57
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We are the daughters, darling.

58
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters.
But I was here.

59
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters.
But I was here.

60
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I cared for her.

61
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Yeah, stealing mum's morphine.

62
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You're a fucking pig, Blythe.
OK, easy on.

63
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Oh sorry,
am I not entitled to a say here?

64
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Is it, is it 'cause I'm adopted?

65
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Told you she'd pull the A-card.
Bingo.

66
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Excuse me!

67
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If you can just hang on one
more time.

68
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Blythe, please, don't start.

69
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Oh, I'll start.

70
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Sorry. Hey, what about the couch?
Ooh!

71
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I'm talking the couch.
Ooh, no, I am!

72
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I just meant to stay on.

73
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OK, Ash, sorry sweetheart,
you're out.

74
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Don't talk shit about my daughter,
alright?

75
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Anyway, your Nathan's a pervert.

76
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How fucking dare you!
Oh, how fucking...

77
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What do you mean by a pervert?

78
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Oh, is this surprise?
Is this surprise?

79
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Megan, you know what happened...
This is disgusting!

80
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Beth! Babs!
You're making things up!

81
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No! She was in the toilet!

82
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She was in the toilet,
and he came in and he...

83
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(EXHALES)

84
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Ah, just a sec. Hi.
Hey.
You on the phone?

85
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Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold.

86
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Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold.

87
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Yeah, cool. Um, here he is.
Here he is.

88
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Yes, thanks for...you got my text I
was coming over?

89
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Mmm, mmm, yep.
Yeah?

90
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Hey boy. Hey.

91
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Ah, how are you?

92
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Yeah, all good.
Just um...well I'm not.

93
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I've got this huge assignment due,

94
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and like Peggy's daughters are in
town stealing all her shit.

95
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It is so gross.

96
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Yeah, far out.

97
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Just wondering, I know this is
difficult, but your room.

98
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Could I...
Where are you?

99
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Oh!
Hi.
You guys remember...?

100
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Ashley.
Yvette.
Hey.

101
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I was just dropping off
the dog, so...

102
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Cool.

103
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OK!
OK. OK.

104
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Alright, um, I'll leave you to it.
Mm-hm.

105
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OK. Um, I might see you at
Trivia later.

106
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Yeah, I mean, I'll be working so...
Oh, that's OK. I don't mind.

107
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OK.

108
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Alright. I'll text you, though.
OK, great.

109
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But we'll see.
OK.

110
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Um, I've left some clothes
upstairs...

111
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Um, I've left some clothes
upstairs...

112
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Oh.
   ..but I'll just get them next time.

113
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OK.

114
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Really.

115
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That was quick.
I mean, I left five days ago.

116
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It was six, actually.
Oh.

117
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And um, she and I were seeing each
other a couple of months ago.

118
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But it was over, right?

119
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I didn't think you wanted to hang
out anymore, Ash.

120
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I tried to call you again and again.
You never got back in touch.

121
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Yeah, 'cause I was working,
and studying, Gordon.

122
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If I had thought for just a second

123
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that you were the tiniest bit
interested...

124
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You can't be alone for five minutes?
Ash, you moved out!

125
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Yeah, that was appropriate,

126
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because we were strangers and then
we were living together.

127
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Yeah, you're right. You are right.

128
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Is that...
is she the reason everything

129
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went weird the other night? Like...
No. No.

130
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No?
No.

131
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'Cause it's obviously working just
fine with her.

132
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No, it's...it's...
Was it something I did?

133
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No. God, Ash, no! You're...Dave!
Sorry?

134
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No. God, Ash, no! You're...Dave!
Sorry?

135
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Just a second, mate.
I'll just be a second.

136
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Sorry, just a sec.
I've really gotta take this call.

137
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I'm really sorry.
Do you want to come inside?

138
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No, absolutely not.
Have a coffee?

139
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I can make you a coffee...
No, I've gotta go anyway.

140
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Come here, boy. Oh, good boy.

141
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Dave, hello mate.
I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

142
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Yes mate, I'm just following up on
that invoice that we sent through.

143
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Exactly, mate, and I'm so sorry.
No, no, totally, totally.

144
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It's my...yeah.

145
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We just sort of need it paid
ASA...oh mate, mate, mate, totally.

146
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Money's tight all over.

147
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You don't have to tell me,
it's fine.

148
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

149
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Oh no, there's no need to do that,

150
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'cause we are thrilled to be on the
taps there, mate.

151
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Honestly, we're just...yeah.

152
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Yes, that's right mate.

153
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But if you could,
I'd really...

154
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you've gotta go.

155
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But...but...but...yep.

156
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Fuck.

157
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Coward.

158
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Ash!

159
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Oh my god, don't do that.

160
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Sorry.

161
00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,840
Almost got my rape alarm out.

162
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Do you have a rape alarm?

163
00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,280
You've met my mother.
I have several.

164
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OK, fair enough. Listen, I just...

165
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I'm genuinely mortified about
that whole thing.

166
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Are you OK?

167
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I mean, it wasn't great and um,

168
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I've got a lot of work to do,
and nowhere to live right now.

169
00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,440
And Yvette is just so much hotter
than I remembered.

170
00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,920
Well she was then, but I think she
got into my make-up bag.

171
00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,640
(PHONE VIBRATES)
Oh fuck!

172
00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,880
What?

173
00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,920
My ride just cancelled. I just...

174
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Argh!

175
00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,480
Do you wanna come to my bar and
work from there?

176
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People do it all the time.
Mm.

177
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,440
People do it all the time.
Mm.

178
00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,480
We got free wi-fi.

179
00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,520
Tell you what, I'll do you a lovely
flight of chips.

180
00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,800
How's that sound?

181
00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,400
Is everything in a brewery
called a flight?

182
00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,040
Yes. We can charge more for it.

183
00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,720
What do you reckon?

184
00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,440
I'll go get Col. You stay here.

185
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,720
Just blink once if you're
gonna come with me.

186
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,280
There we go.

187
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188
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,960
Here we go.
Hey.
Crappster.

189
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,680
Hey, we've got about six
weeks of unpaid invoices here.

190
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,320
Don't start, mate.
Do you need me to chase them?

191
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,080
Is that what you need?
I don't need to chase them up,

192
00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,920
and I was just on the phone to Dave
from the Glenmore,

193
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,040
and I tore him a new arsehole,

194
00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,320
so it's in hand, don't worry,
and hello.

195
00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,920
Oh good, you brought the dog.
Yeah.

196
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,360
I have a name.
Oh!

197
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,600
Oh.
Sorry. Kidding.

198
00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,600
I'm Ashley. Are you Chiara?
You're Ashley?

199
00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,400
Yeah.
You OK, Chi?

200
00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,000
Yeah. You're just very nice looking
and so...just normal.

201
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,200
Yeah. You're just very nice looking
and so...just normal.

202
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,520
You seem very normal.
No, no, no, no.

203
00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,800
No, no, you listen to me.
She is.

204
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,880
Yeah, of course.

205
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,960
Well, I need that equipment
yesterday, OK?

206
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,680
So don't make me come round
there. Yeah?

207
00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,360
Cool. Love you too.

208
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,400
OK, bye. Bye, bye, bye.

209
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,680
Hey, whose idea was it to do trivia
night, anyways?

210
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,720
It was yours.
Yours, mate.

211
00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,800
Oh yeah. Hey!
Sorry.
Bretty, this is Ashley.

212
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,000
Flashley?
No, just Ashley.

213
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,120
Right, they both know.
Yeah.

214
00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,640
You should come to the trivia
night tonight.

215
00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,680
Leave her alone, mate.

216
00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,160
She's just here for the wi-fi.
I am.

217
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200
You can set up anywhere.

218
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,440
But you know, if you've got any
questions about the cerebral cortex,

219
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,520
I'm your girl.

220
00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,440
How big is it?
What's that?

221
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,960
The cerebral cortex.
Maybe I could add in a question.

222
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,040
Oh, well it's all folded up,

223
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,360
to maximise surface area,

224
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,200
but if you did unfold it,
it's like a 20-inch pizza.

225
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,200
Shit! So, a large?

226
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,400
No, it's like an extra-large.

227
00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,040
I think Pizza Hut only goes to
like 14-inches.

228
00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,880
I think you should marry her.

229
00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,000
Oh, she probably wouldn't say
yes, mate.

230
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,480
Righto, mate!
No, I'm kidding.

231
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,520
Sort of.

232
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,480
But she is out of your league.
Yeah, mate, I'm not marrying her.

233
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,920
Yeah, because she would never
say yes...

234
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,960
Will you stop it?

235
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,320
I have a bit of a fucking
dilemma, actually.

236
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,960
Oh, OK. Sorry. Go on, then...
OK, don't touch me.

237
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,480
So she wasn't interested.

238
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,560
She moved out.
Obviously.

239
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,200
Stop!
Sorry.

240
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,360
Now I think she might be interested,
but I'm not sure.

241
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,400
And I mean, I don't know. She's 29.

242
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,000
I mean, is that appropriate?
It's not appropriate, right?

243
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,120
That's ridiculous, isn't it?
I agree.

244
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,160
It does seem ridiculous.
No, it's fine.

245
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,680
I'm 30, and we're soulmates.
You and me?

246
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,600
Yeah.
I wouldn't have thought so.

247
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,680
But you remember Yvette? The vet?
Yeah.

248
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,120
Right. She's 40, and she's nice.
Oh...

249
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,160
But you...that's...is that...
that's better isn't it?

250
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,360
You told me that was better.

251
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,320
OK, to date, that is the best one
you've ever brought us.

252
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,760
She's funny. She's got big brains.

253
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,880
Why did we only ever talk
about her tit?

254
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,880
Oh, you guys are fucked. Honestly.

255
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,560
(WHISTLES)

256
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,400


257
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,320
OK kids, we're open for biz.

258
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,680
Let's have a yabba-dabba day.

259
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720
(CLUNK)

260
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,080
(BEEPING)

261
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,520
(MUSIC STOPS)

262
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,920
What the fuck?

263
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,760
Gordo, the fridge just went off.
Everything just went off.

264
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,200
Did you pay the power bill?
Yeah, yes, yes I think.

265
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,160
Well did you or didn't you?
Fuck!

266
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,200
Oh, what?
Where's the power?

267
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,560
I've got a full AV presentation.

268
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,040
Brett, could you check the
fermenters, please?

269
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,400
What happened to the lights?

270
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,400
'Cause the wi-fi's off, too.
Alrighty!

271
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,120
Alright, I'll hotspot.
Youse open?

272
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,640
Oh yeah! Yep. Yep.

273
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,880
Yes.
Yep, we are.

274
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,960
Welcome, ladies.

275
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,040
Come, come, come on in.
Here we go!

276
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,120
Not much vibe.

277
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,080
No tunes. This place is dead.

278
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,360
Yeah, because...
There's a reason for that.

279
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,000
..we're conserving today.
Today, all day...

280
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,160
..we're conserving today.
Today, all day...

281
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,760
For the...for the environment.
The environment.

282
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,800
We're conserving.
Yep.

283
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,000
Nothing's gonna be on at all.
What, like an Earth Day thing?

284
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,360
Yes!
Yes, exactly.

285
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,480
Happy Earth Day.

286
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,120
Isn't, ah, isn't Earth Day in April?
Sorry. Yes, not Earth Day.

287
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,960
Today we are observing its twin,
which is...

288
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,120
Climate...

289
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,760
..crisis...
In Crisis Day.

290
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800
CCD.

291
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,840
Yeah.
For us.

292
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,240
Like a sister day to Earth Day.
Twin sisters.

293
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,280
Yep.

294
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,160
So every beer you buy today,
we donate...

295
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,760
Donate a dollar.

296
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,240
..a dollar to the Earth. Foundation.
Of the Amazon.

297
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,240
The Earth Foundation.
The A...the EFA...

298
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,520
You don't have to worry about that.

299
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,560
Anyway.
Yeah.

300
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,400
So there's very hungry kids in the
Amazon

301
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,640
and we'd like to just
do our bit.

302
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,520
Yeah, is it gonna get busy, or...
Oh god, you know what?

303
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,840
CCD Day is actually the...

304
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,480
CCD is the um...
CCA...CCD is...

305
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,000
It's one of the biggest days
of the year.

306
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,360
The Foundation which runs this
Earth Day, which is CEA.

307
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,440
And it gets massive.
Yep, yep.

308
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,600
So if you guys wanna get
the big...big...

309
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120
It's all yours.
Yeah, cool!

310
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,000
OK, well then Dudders here is
getting married.

311
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,800
OK, well then Dudders here is
getting married.

312
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,840
Whoa!
(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)

313
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,960
I hope she's a blonde.

314
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
(CRICKETS)

315
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,280
No.

316
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,960
Nup. Doesn't matter.

317
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,720
We'll take two of everything.

318
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,760
Yes, OK.
Fuck yeah.

319
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,120
But the computers aren't working,
obviously,

320
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,240
so you just need
cash for that.

321
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,120
Fuck that.
Ah, we...

322
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160
Don't fuck that... Yeah.

323
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,280
..because I haven't yet said...
The other bit.

324
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,240
It's all half price.
Half price.

325
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,440
Because we have half the
environment left.

326
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,480
(CHEERING)

327
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,040
Hey, how are you two going?
Hey, yeah, we're good.

328
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080
Good.
What happened?

329
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,720
Oh, it's a 100% my fault.

330
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,720
I forgot to pay the power bill for
the second time.

331
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,800
Oh, that's bad.
It's really not good.

332
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,000
And all of our clients are terrible
at paying our invoices on time.

333
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,560
Don't you have like a money person?
No, it's just us.

334
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,600
Oh.

335
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,440
And like Chi could do it,
but she's kinda bad cop.

336
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,520
I'm good cop, so I try and foster
relationships.

337
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,560
Uh-huh.

338
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,120
Which I can do, but I suck at
asking for money.

339
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,000
Like I haven't even hit you up for
the 6K you owe me

340
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,000
for Colin's surgery.
I know.

341
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,400
for Colin's surgery.
I know.

342
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,280
And that was two weeks ago.
I know.

343
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,640
But listen, with that, I know you
don't have the money yet.

344
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,520
It's fine.
Um, but, I mean, it hasn't helped.

345
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,280
I mean, I took it out of the
business account and...

346
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,320
Oh, I feel terrible.
No, don't, don't.

347
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,560
I didn't say that to make you feel
bad, and it's my fault.

348
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,960
I'm the one that hit the dog.

349
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,000
Whoa, wait, did you just say that it
was your fault?

350
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,600
Did I? Did I?

351
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,280
You did.
Yeah, I did.

352
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,600
You just got like 40% hotter.
40%.

353
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,880
'Cause you took responsibility.
It was hot.

354
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,040
OK. Noted.

355
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,800
By the way, you should stay for
trivia night,

356
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,360
because if the power
doesn't come back on,

357
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,840
I think it's going to be pretty
funny.

358
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,480
I thought Yvette was coming to
trivia.

359
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,560
I don't think she's going...

360
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,800
I never asked her to come.

361
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,440
Mm, 'cause it sounded like she was
coming.

362
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,200
I don't think she's going to come.
Right.

363
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,640
I might be seeing someone at
work later.

364
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,880
Oh, OK.

365
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,000
Can you not be alone for
five minutes?

366
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,680
Can you not be alone for
five minutes?

367
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,440
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

368
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,600
I'm just trying to keep up
with you, mate.

369
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,440
Totally. Totally.

370
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,320
Hey, are we really donating a dollar
a beer to the Amazon?

371
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360
Fuck no.

372
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,760
We're not making money with this
half-price shit.

373
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,960
Well, what if someone
Googles Climate Crisis Day?

374
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,560
OK, I saw on Facebook that yesterday
was National Cousins Day.

375
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,520
Who fact checked that? Nobody.

376
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,160
Man, I should have called my
hot cousin.

377
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,200
No, you shouldn't have.
Don't start that shit again, mate.

378
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,120
You guys are weird about her.

379
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,160
Oh yeah, we're weird,

380
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,840
'cause we're the one that's obsessed
with your hot cousin.

381
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,160
Bretty, could you check the
fermenter for me?

382
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,200
I'm concerned that it's like a yeast
infection back there.

383
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,760
Do you reckon we've lost the
whole batch?

384
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800
I don't know.

385
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,000
But look, if it's not too far gone,

386
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,480
fuck it, we'll just
call it a sour.

387
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,720
Good idea.
Great.

388
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,000
Can you do that?
Yeah, that's how sours start...

389
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,960
fuckin, what is she doing here?
What are you doing?

390
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,160
Where are her mates?
Who?

391
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,320
Yvette the vet.
Don't look, don't look.

392
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,760
Oh, did she not get the memo?

393
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,000
To be fair, she did spend the
night last night.

394
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,080
Oh, Gordon!

395
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,480
You're such an arsehole.
Do you know that?

396
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,000
I know.
Yeah.

397
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,520
I know.
Yeah.

398
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,040
But I thought Ashley was done.
Like we...we...she ghosted me.

399
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,000
Oh, like you're currently doing
to the vet?

400
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,000
I know, I suck.
Yeah, you do.

401
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,920
Why don't you just slither away,
and I will take care of her.

402
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,200
Would you do that for me?
Yes.

403
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,400
Fuck off.
I love you.

404
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,800
OK, well great.

405
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,040
Hi, Yvette! Hi!
Chiara, hi.

406
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,880
How are you?
Yeah, good.

407
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,200
Yeah.
Is Gordon here?

408
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,920
Oh yeah, he's just gone out the
back for a wank.

409
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,920
For a...
A wank?

410
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,440
Yeah, a big old wank.

411
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,040
Yeah, thank you so much for this
extension, Monica.

412
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,000
I mean, my family and I really
appreciate it.

413
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,880
And obviously if Dad could,
you know, talk at the moment,

414
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,760
he would thank you himself,
but yeah, sorry.

415
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,120
I just think about how close we came
to losing him.

416
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,160
Yeah. OK, thank you again, Monica.

417
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,360
Santa Monica. OK, bye.

418
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,760
Brett, sit down and read me that
last invoice.

419
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,560
I have 2% left on my computer,

420
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,080
but I reckon I can fire off one more
email.

421
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,040
Yes, boss.
What do you need me to do?

422
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,560
Um, name and how much.
How much do they owe us?

423
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,000
Dave at the Glenmore.
Dave.

424
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,600
Dave at the Glenmore.
Dave.

425
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:05,200
$8,548.

426
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,960
8,000 fucken...he's having a laugh.
Yeah.

427
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,640
What a joker.

428
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,240
Oh.
We have...

429
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,160
Do you think I have a nice
speaking voice?

430
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,880
Yeah, why?

431
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,760
I'm just going over the questions
for tonight, and I'm a bit nervous.

432
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,400
Oh no, you'll be great.
It's gonna be great.

433
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,520
Thanks.

434
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,960
You know you're a top chick,
you know that?

435
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600
Thank you.

436
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,680
And, ah, Gordo's a bit of a
dickhead, right?

437
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,760
Yeah.

438
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,120
But once he gets out of his own
way, he's um...

439
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,680
..he's worth it.

440
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,760
Sorry, did he tell you to say
this to me?

441
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,880
No way.

442
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,120
And don't tell him I told you
'cause he's a massive dickhead.

443
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,480
Oh, looky here. Chummy.

444
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,720
Hello, Yvette.

445
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,760
I thought you were here to see
Gordon,

446
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,240
but obviously you found someone new,
so that's good.

447
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,000
Oh no, she's my amiga.

448
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,240
Oh no, she's my amiga.

449
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,720
Mm-hm.
Female friend.

450
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,760
Anyway, I have to go.

451
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,880
Are you seeing Gordon?
This afternoon?

452
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,720
I don't think so.
No.

453
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,520
Are you seeing him?

454
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,040
Well that's...
that's between Gordon and I.

455
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,600
No it isn't, because I'm seeing him.
OK.

456
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,120
You look weird together, actually.

457
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,800
Because you're too young for
him, OK?

458
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,800
So, run along home to your parties

459
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,880
and your poppers and your pingers,
OK?

460
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,360
Do you know how hard it is to find a
man in his 40s

461
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,680
that's not a complete
psycho or a fat dad?

462
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,960
So, if you could just let me have
this one, that'd be great.

463
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,360
When you're in your 40s,
you'll understand.

464
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,760
Actually, I'm gonna do what I want.
But thank you.

465
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,800
Thanks for the chat. Bye.

466
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,520
Are you forgetting your dog?

467
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,400
Yes, I am.

468
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,040
But Brett's gonna look
after him, aren't ya?

469
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,680
Anything for you, love.
Thank you.

470
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,000
Hey, did you know that I am over a
fathom tall?

471
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,240
Hey, did you know that I am over a
fathom tall?

472
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,040
Fath...fath...fathom.
I'll get back to you.

473
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,120
Fuck sake.

474
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,840


475
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,640
It's just through here.

476
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,040
I've gotta get back.
15 minutes max.

477
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,480
(KISSING SOUNDS)

478
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,960
What is this?
I've never been in here before.

479
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,480
It's for med students.

480
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,160
You've done this before.
Maybe.

481
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080
(ALARM)

482
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,200
(THUD)

483
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,520
What the fuck is that?
Ah...

484
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,200
(ALARM STOPS)
Ash?

485
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,360
Yeah.
What are you doing here?

486
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,080
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

487
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,280
I showed you this room.
What was that noise?

488
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,000
It was a rape alarm that my Mum got
me,

489
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,840
so I'll let her know it works.
Thank you.

490
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,240
Do do...do you wanna come out?
Did you hurt your head?

491
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,000
No I didn't.

492
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,280
No I didn't.

493
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,400
Hey, you're pretty.

494
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,400
What's your name?
Tessa.

495
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,280
I'm gonna report you for fucking in
here, Tessa.

496
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,880
We weren't fucking.
You were about to.

497
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,200
She's nice.
She is.

498
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,560
Yes I am coming to work,
thanks James.

499
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,480
I'm sorry. I...
Can you fuck off?

500
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,360
Oh, fuck sake.
Yes, Tess, Tess, wait up.

501
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,680
Whatever!

502
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,960


503
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,560
There you go, champions.
Keep drinking for the earth.

504
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,800
Cheers.
Thank you.

505
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,120
Is she still looking?
Mm-hm. Sure is.

506
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,600
Don't look up.
OK.

507
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,040
Don't look up.
Alright.

508
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,240
Don't look up.
OK.

509
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,360
Oh! I looked up.

510
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,160
She won't stop staring at me.

511
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,280
Mm-hm. You know what?

512
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:51,000
I do not approve of your behaviour,
but she does seem a little unhinged.

513
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,240
What'd you tell her before?

514
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,360
I said you went for a wank.

515
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,320
What?
A big old wank.

516
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,200
You didn't, did you?
No.

517
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,000
Did you?
No.

518
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,600
Did you?
No.

519
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640
Fuck you.

520
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,800
Gene...
Can I help you?

521
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,720
Ooh! Sorry, yes, I was just leaving
my assignment here.

522
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,920
Ooh, a hard copy.
Something's finally sinking in.

523
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,960
Thank you.

524
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,080
Yeah, and I wanted you to see it's
early, and I'm making an effort.

525
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,880
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Off you go.

526
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,840
What is that?

527
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,120
I'm very busy.

528
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,480
Is that Gordon Crapp?

529
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,280
Yes. Do you know him?

530
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,480
Yeah, um, we met recently.

531
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,560
Is he OK?
Yes, he's...

532
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,880
He had cancer?

533
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,600
And you had cancer?
Well deduced.

534
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,720
Hooroo.

535
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,640
I don't know how many times I
have to ask you to leave.

536
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,760
Yes, I'm going.

537
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,000
Could you, ah, say hello
to Flash for me?

538
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,720
Beautiful man. One of the good ones.

539
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,200


540
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,320
Two, one, two, two.

541
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,240
Alright guys, not long now.
Just bear with us, please.

542
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,280
I'm fucked.

543
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,480
Oh, you'll be OK, mate.
Just...just project.

544
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,280
I promised these people
a multimedia extravaganza.

545
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,640
Why?
Oh, I don't know.

546
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,520
Yes! Oh!
Yes!

547
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,360
We're excited. We're all
excited, guys.

548
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,480
Whoo!
Ah...

549
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,920
We have reached our target.

550
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,640
That's why I've turned the power
back on, because we did it.

551
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,800
Well done. That was all you guys.

552
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,960
That wasn't us, that was you guys.
So, big hand.

553
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,360
Round of applause.
Thank you for that.

554
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,000
So mission accomplished.

555
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,080
So mission accomplished.

556
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,960
But let's keep that vibe up,
because very soon

557
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,920
we've got the inaugural trivia night
with the inimitable Bretty,

558
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,040
so stick around for that.

559
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,400
Drinks are still half price
though, yeah?

560
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440
BOTH: No.

561
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,600
But, ah, we will have Bretty with
the fantastic trivia.

562
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,480
He's got some wonderful questions,
and I think he's ready.

563
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,880
Over to you, Brett!
Whoo!

564
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,480
Alright, alright, alright!
Everyone, it's Saturday night!

565
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,600
Who's ready for some
Cape Trivulation!

566
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,400
Alright guys, get
your team names in.

567
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,480
It's gonna be sick.

568
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,720
Another one?
Do you want...

569
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,480
Nah.
I'll wait for you.

570
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,520
Yeah, cool, cool.

571
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,320
Another one?
No thanks.

572
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,680
No worries.
Saturday night!

573
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,800
Ah, can't watch this.

574
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,160
And that concludes our famous
foreheads.

575
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,920
Famous foreheads,
everyone.

576
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,840
Alright, I'll give you two minutes
   to bring in your first round answers.

577
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,280
Two minutes, thank you.

578
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,000
Hey, everything good here?
Didn't take you for a trivia nerd.

579
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,600
Hey, everything good here?
Didn't take you for a trivia nerd.

580
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,320
You don't take me for much, do you?

581
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,680
Joking.
Oh. Yeah, yeah.

582
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,720
Why don't you join Colin and I?

583
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,040
Our team's called
Walk Like A Veterinarian.

584
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,840
I'd love to,
but I've gotta keep working.

585
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,560
Oh, come on, you promised.

586
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,920
Well I didn't really promise,

587
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,880
I said I'd be working tonight.

588
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,160
Boo! I'm looking after your dog.

589
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,720
Yeah, which is great,
but he's fine anywhere, obviously.

590
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,720
I'd better keep moving.
OK, what are we doing here?

591
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,800
Well I'm working.
No, you know what I mean.

592
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,640
(SIGHS)

593
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,840
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is now not a convenient time?

594
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,600
Should I try again later when
you're horny?

595
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,720
Yvette...
Yvette.

596
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,960
Yvette!
That's what you sound like.

597
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,280
That is your voice.
OK.

598
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,800
Can you...hey!
Hey. Hey, hey.

599
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,920
Hey, hey.
Hey, I just...

600
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,200
What are you doing?
I didn't mean...

601
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,960
Just let go. Let go.
Let go, please.

602
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,280
Hey.

603
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,560
Let go. Yvette, let go.
No...

604
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
No, no, no, no, no.
I just...

605
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,160
You gotta let go.
Why?

606
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,840
Because I'm working and this was
never gonna be a social thing.

607
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,040
I'm working.
Oh, OK.

608
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,560
Is it Bring Your Niece to Work Day
today, is it?

609
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600
OK.

610
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,000
You look like her creepy uncle!

611
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,120
You look like her creepy uncle!

612
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,800
Big fat, floppy Uncle Dad.

613
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,920
Gross. Ohh!

614
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,880
Floppy.

615
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,160


616
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,560
Here brother, enjoy.
Thank you.

617
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,200
Hey!
Hey, here he is!

618
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,800
Man of the hour.
Hey, where's Ash?

619
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,400
I think she's at work.
True.

620
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,840
Good head for business, that girl.
What do you mean?

621
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,080
Calling AGL and everything.

622
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,000
I thought that was you, Crappster.

623
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,360
Yeah, and then she got us an
extension saying

624
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,520
that her Dad had a stroke or
something.

625
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,600
What?

626
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,640
Yeah, and then she emailed a bunch
of the clients,

627
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,240
pretending to be
our accountant.

628
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,840
She signed them off as Colin.
BOTH: Colin?

629
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,120
Yeah, Colin from Accounts.

630
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,240
Set up an email
and everything.

631
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,440
Yeah, and that Colin,
fuck he's intense.

632
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,320
Holy shit.

633
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,200
I know, right? Crazy.

634
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,400
That all?

635
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,880
All done? OK, good boy.

636
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,480
And one, two, three, lift.

637
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,680
Here we go.

638
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800
Well, well, well. Ashley Molden.

639
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,520
Or should I say Colin from Accounts?

640
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,000
I don't want what you're
talking about.

641
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,880
You're amazing, and your talents are
fucking wasted in the medical field.

642
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,040
I don't think they are.

643
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,800
Think they might be.
Thank you so much, seriously.

644
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,440
You completely saved me.
Can we buy you a drink?

645
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,480
Ah, Yvette's not in there?
No, she's not.

646
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,640
And unrelated, we'll need to find
ourselves a new vet.

647
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,560
That's a really good thing.
Yeah.

648
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,560
Shall we?
Yeah.

649
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,000
Um, how do you know Gene Howell?

650
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,360
Um, how do you know Gene Howell?

651
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,760
Gene Howell? Far out.

652
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,520
I haven't spoken to him for years.
Right.

653
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,440
Yeah. Is he OK?
Yeah, he's fine.

654
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,320
He happens to be my, um, prac
supervisor at the hospital.

655
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,480
Ace.
Yeah. Ace?

656
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,280
Yeah, I stand by Ace.
OK.

657
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,480
Yeah.

658
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,600
You didn't mention you had cancer.

659
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,480
Um, didn't, did I? You never asked.
Yeah.

660
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,280
And it's not super sexy.

661
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,560
No, but it's important.

662
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,920
Yeah, it is. So, I had it.

663
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,240
Yeah.
It was in my nuts.

664
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,040
I've only got one now.
OK.

665
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,520
It's a cherry tom.
Cherry tom.

666
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,720
It's just not my favourite thing to
talk about, that's all.

667
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,200
Yeah, I get it.

668
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Did it have something to do with...
The other night? Yeah.

669
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,080
That day I'd had a camera up my dick
to check out my bladder.

670
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,120
A cystoscopy. I am very familiar
with the process.

671
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,320
Yeah. I mean, I loved it.

672
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,240
I tried to get another one today,
but they're closed on the weekend.

673
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,480
Yeah.

674
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,000
Results fine?

675
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,080
Results fine?

676
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,160
Yeah, clean as. Spick and span.

677
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,720
I cannot tell you what a relief it
is to hear this.

678
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,800
Good. Yeah, I'm relieved too.

679
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,040
Should we get a drink?
Yes.

680
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080
OK, come on, Col.

681
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,120
Come on, Colly.
Come on boy.

682
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,280
Come on, Colly.
Come on.

683
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,920
Good boy.

684
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,760
So you were relieved that I had
cancer?

685
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,920
Yes.
Come on.

686
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,880
You've got like a cancer face.

687
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,240
Well a remission face, surely.

688
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,760
How many inches is Pizza Hut's
largest pizza?

689
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:32,480
How many inches is Pizza Hut's
largest pizza?

690
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,080
You alright, mate?

691
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,160
Yeah, I'm alright.
Looking for Colin from Accounts.

692
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,000
Yes.
Um...

693
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,880
Yes, no. He's gone home,
but I can take a message.

694
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,640
Oof!

695
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,880
That's my message.
Oi!

696
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,080
Oh yeah, yeah.

697
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,560
You tell him Dave from the Glenmore
is happy to pay his invoices...

698
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
You're Dave.

699
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,120
..but next time to use his fucken
manners.

700
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,080
Yeah, man. Yep, yep.

701
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,440
Jesus.
All good?

702
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,760
Yeah, all good.
All good. We're all good!

703
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,520
Alright guys, let's take five.
Keep up the vibes.

704
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,800
It's Saturday night!

705
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,280
What the fuck did you say to
that guy?

706
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,480
I didn't say anything. I didn't.

707
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,440
I...I think Colin was a bit of a
cunt, though.

708
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,560
Oh, OK.
Are you OK?

709
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,840
Bit winded, mate.

710
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,080
I think you might need to see a
doctor tonight.

711
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,360
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Yeah.

712
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,640
Do you know any?

713
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,760
I sleep with one.

714
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800
Myself.

715
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,720
I sleep with myself.
Very good.

716
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,360
Well...oh!

717
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,960
That really hurt, didn't it?
Yes, it did.

718
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,520
Yeah, it did.
He got ya.

719
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,120
But he did pay.

720
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,520
He paid.
I'll take it.

721
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,360
You're welcome.
Cheers.

722
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,840
Give me a minute.

723
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,040
Yeah. I'll take yours.

724
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,440


725
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,480


726
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,000

come my way

727
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,840

come my way

728
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,720

the pillow next to me

729
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,800


730
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,200


731
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,520


732
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,240


733
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,720


734
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,640

walked over to my car...

735
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,680
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